First and foremost: thank all that is good in the cosmos and fates that the sun has decided to show up. We were seriously getting worried. Step one was find a hot rock to beach on. Step two? Aha, that, my friend, is to develop a tan to be reckoned with. And no, we’re not talking the Jacked and Tan social network (if only this didn’t actually exist…).
So that’s why, now that we actually have some sun, we’re going to help you get brown with our weekly tanning assessment, the Tuesday Tan Threat Level. Every Tuesday, two of the Bus’s key peoples, Sera and Peter, will be recording their weekly tan levels, which should prove both comedic and provide a light-hearted moment in the fluorescent work week of yore.
Simple, yes? Let’s kick this thing off. Drumroll please… it’s week one!
Repping the ladies, here’s Sera:
And for the gents, your inevitably, stereotypically pasty and bespectacled blogger Peter:
Tan on, you worthy competitors you, tan on.