For all of you who ever spent one of those interminably long nights tossing and turning under the covers wondering “what, WHAT is this one-eyed-elongated blob that looks like the “arch-nemesis of Gumby” that plagues my sleepless existence?”
Well – my troubled friend – you are in for a treat! They’re psychological manifestations of a scarring childhood fishing accident Mascots! Indeed, the UK just unveiled the 2012 Olympic mascots: Mandeville and Wenlock (good god what were they smoking?). This is not a joke. This is real. This is terrifyingly real.